Pigs Don't Sweat, Authors Do!

By Linda Lovely

My Brie Hooker Mysteries are set on a Udderly Kidding Dairy in Upstate South Carolina. The farm's 400 goats and animal menagerie often figure in the plot. In BONES TO PICK, the first book in the series (debuting Oct. 24), Tammy the Pig roots up a buried skull and with it lots of deadly secrets.

In BONES TO PICK, Tammy is a pot-bellied pig adopted by Aunt Eva after her original owners abandoned her. As Udderly's veterinarian laments, too many people buy pot-bellied pigs as pets when they're cute babies but lose interest when they grow.

So what is a pot-bellied pig and how big do they get? While the breed is considered "small," the average adult weighs about 150 pounds. Yet because it's so dense, a pig of this size would be much smaller than an 80-pound German Shepherd. And Tammy would be a dwarf compared to her farm hog cousins that can weigh in at 900 pounds. Long prized in Vietnam as a symbol of happiness, satiety and wealth, the once plentiful breed was put on an "endangered" list in the 1970s in its native habitat. It was marketed as a pet in the US during the 1980s. Purebred potbellies were black and heavily wrinkled with sway backs sagging bellies.

What's Tammy's temperament?

She's very smart. Pigs are considered  earth’s fourth smartest animal group just behind apes and chimps, whales and dolphins, and humans. Sorry, dogs. Potbellied pigs are not only intelligent, they're curious and have distinct, charming personalities. They can be taught tricks but they have an independent streak. While they can be housebroken, Tammy is an outdoor pig. (They will not soil their water source.) Affectionate creatures, they usually get along well with dogs and cats. 

Pigs Don't Sweat

At age three, Tammy is still a youngster. However, she can expect to reach a ripe old age of 15. Like my vegan heroine, Brie, she enjoys fresh fruits and vegetables and needs to have clean water always available. That's because Tammy, like all her pig relatives, doesn't sweat. So she needs the water to cool off. 

Rooting is a natural instinct and how pigs find food in nature. Tammy loves toys. Like her brethern, she's susceptible to Porcine Stress syndrome, e.g. "freaking" out. But Udderly's vet knows how to calm her down.

Authors Sweat

When I was a kid, I spent a great deal of time on my cousin's farm and helped feed the hogs. But I'm no expert on pigs in general or potbellied pigs in particular. That means that I may have made more than one mistake in my portrayal of Tammy. As an author, I do try to get the details right. But I hope Tammy will forgive me if I made a mistake.

Do you enjoy reading books that include animals?  

Writing Has Made Me Rich!

By Linda Lovely

Okay, no need for the IRS to start an audit. The meager author income reported on my tax return is unfortunately no lie. Nonetheless, researching mysteries and romantic suspense novels has made my life so much richer.

Here is a small sampling of my experiences and encounters with fascinating folks I would never have met if it weren’t for my research and professional affiliations.

Writers’ Police Academy

The Writers’ Police Academy (WPA) takes top honors on my list of opportunities to gain experiences and meet people I would never, ever have encountered if I had not attended the WPA. In August, I’ll make my fourth visit to the Academy, where I’m a volunteer staffer, giving back to an organization that is dedicated to helping writers of crime fiction get it right (and have a lot of fun in the process).

At the WPA, I have:

·         Searched a building with a SWAT team, carrying my own (unloaded) automatic rifle

·         Experienced the decision-making dilemmas police officers face in deciding when to fire in simulated real-life situations with hostages and armed threats. (I killed no civilians.)

·         Visited a burn site looking for signs of arson

·         Searched a wooded area for signs of a shallow grave

·         Learned self-defense tactics that work for women if they’re grabbed

·         Searched jail cells for contraband

·         Interviewed suspects and

·         Studied nasty bioweapon alternatives

·         Seen how dogs and robots would work to foil terrorists

·         Watched police divers retrieve underwater evidence

·         PLUS sat in classes presented to every type of law enforcement expert imaginable, from Secret Service, FBI and DEA agents to forensic psychologists, fraud and gang experts

·         What’s best? Many of the experts I met at the Academy and in my own backyard have been more than willing to help answer specific questions related to my manuscripts.

·         Retired Detective Lee Lofland, WPA founder, and Dr. Denene Lofland, who seems to know all there is to know about bio crimes, have become dear friends.

Sisters in Crime

Closer to home, I meet fascinating folks every month at the Upstate SC Chapter of Sisters in Crime. Here are a few of our law enforcement-related guests:

·         An entertaining woman who heads her family’s bail bond company.

·         A psychic, considered empathic, clairaudient, claircognizant and sometimes clairvoyant.

·         A policeman who has spent nine years as a school resource officer.

·         Judges, public defenders, defense attorneys, DA.s and prosecutors.

·         Forensic crime scene and firearms specialists

·         A specialist in tracking computer and financial fraud.

·         The head of a group fighting domestic abuse and minor sex trafficking

·         A parole officer, 

Road Trips & Phone Interviews

Writing mysteries and romantic suspense also provides an excuse for road trips and conversations with some of the most interesting people outside of law enforcement. My most recent excursions have been to visit a goat cheese farm and a (legal) moonshine operation. I’ve also interviewed folks in my home town who are old enough to remember what it was like in 1938, when my novel LIES is set.

See what I mean about rich? I’m one Baby Boomer who believes there’s more to life than living an insulated life interacting only with people in your own age, ethnic, and income group.

Writers—what’s the most interesting research you’ve undertaken for a novel?

Blog Hop: Why I’m Glad I’m GADD

My thanks to Marni Graff (www.auntiemwrites.com) for inviting me to take part in this blog hop. Marni’s mystery series features Nora Tierney, an American children’s book author living in England. While contemporary, the series honors classic British mystery traditions. The three books published to date also give readers a chance to share the author’s love and detailed knowledge of Great Britain locales. THE BLUE VIRGIN takes place in Oxford and London, while THE GREEN REMAINS and THE SCARLET WENCH provide a loving look at the Lake District. Marni’s books can be found on Amazon.com in trade paperback and ebook formats.

It appears that I have a case of GADD—genre attention deficit disorder. I love to write (and read) traditional who-done-its, romantic suspense, historical thrillers and humorous cozy mysteries. I’ve now published--or have work-in-progress—in all of these genres. This isn’t the smart way to build a fan base. Conventional wisdom says I should focus in one area and build a brand so readers know what to expect when they pick up a novel by Linda Lovely. But my genre-hopping ways help keep my writing fresh, my plotting fun, and my little mind quite busy. Best of all, I enjoy the variety and the unique challenges each literary niche represents.

I currently have two series. My Marley Clark Mysteries—DEAR KILLER and NO WAKE ZONE—feature a kick-ass, 52-year-old heroine. The widow, a retired military intelligence officer, works part-time as a security guard on a private island in the South Carolina Lowcountry. A third book, WITH NEIGHBORS LIKE THESE, is slated for release late 2014.

My Smart Women, Dumb Luck romantic thriller series follows the action-packed and somewhat steamier adventures of a trio of friends. The three heroines have special skills and knowledge and are jump into the fray to help one another whenever loves, lives or reputations are on the line. DEAD LINE, set in Atlanta and Jamaica, focuses on Nexi Ketts, a forensic accountant. DEAD HUNT features Riley Reid, Director of Security for a university in Upstate South Carolina that’s facing a terrorist threat. DEAD CURE, the third novel, begins when Kate Johnson, a researcher, suspects her mentor may be murdering people for “the greater good.” 

Recently I’ve had a blast working with talented professional narrator, K.C. Cowan on audiobook versions of the novels in these series. DEAR KILLER, NO WAKE ZONE and DEAD LINE are available on Audible.com, iTunes and Amazon. DEAD HUNT will be available late fall.

A journalism major in college, I’ve always made my living as a writer. Over the years, I’ve pretty much written whatever PR and advertising clients paid me to write—newsletters, radio ads, brochures, website copy, speeches, technical help manuals. Now I write what I love—fiction. In addition to the fiction projects listed above, I’ve finished a first draft of an historical thriller set in 1938 as well as plot outlines and opening chapters for four books in a humorous cozy mystery series. I’m keeping busy.  

Oh, and I’m a member of Sisters in Crime, Romance Writers of America, International Thriller Writers, and the South Carolina Writers Workshop (SCWW). I’m also a volunteer staffer for the wildly popular, sold-out Writers’ Police Academy to be held September 4-7, and I’m moderating an audiobook panel at the SCWW Conference in Myrtle Beach, SC, October 24-26.

I’ve tagged Howard Lewis, an invaluable critique partner, to continue this blog hop on July 28^th. Howard is the current president of our Upstate SC Chapter of Sisters in Crime and, if you visit his blog, you’ll discover he has a terrific sense of humor. He is currently working on a young adult fantasy. Here’s his blog address: http://howardglewis.wordpress.com/